Apocalypto (2006)
2020-04-13
Having the billing of a story occurring in the wane of the Mayan civilization just as the Spanish arrived, while not entirely a falsehood, is in essence beside the point.Continue Reading
Pouty Saudi (Page 5)
Sometimes rowdy, sometimes pouty.
Gerald’s Game (2017) Netflix
2020-03-29
Probably the longest to go unadapted out of King’s screen adaptations.Continue Reading
The Shining (1980): Another Bonkers Interpretation
2019-07-20
The most analyzed movie gets another bonkers theory.Continue Reading
Alien: Covenant (2017)
2019-03-11
Have I flown into a vortex between the time I saw it in chunks then in totality?Continue Reading
Prometheus (2012) Re-Appraisal
2018-05-20
Try watching this after a hemorrhoidectomy.Continue Reading
It Comes At Night (2017)
2018-03-12
It somehow survives a major plot hole unscathed.Continue Reading
El Topo (1970)
2017-03-23
“Credit the sixties for giving us the acid version of strip, jazz and now the Western,” I assume was the opening line of many an El Topo review had there been edgy online publications like Cinemaholism in 1970. Alas there wasn’t. And so it was now, in 2017, certainly overdueContinue Reading
The Cinema of Kubrick in Irreversible?
2017-03-07
For better or worse, cinema’s enfant terrible of yore and current hack artist Gaspar Noe is, to many, above any introduction except yours truly will dispense one anyway, so I promise to keep it short. Pouty SaudiSometimes rowdy, sometimes pouty.Continue Reading
